stuffed green pepper w/ gluten free rice, peas, carrots, fresh garlic, green beans, &corn. With a serving of chicken- pan seared not fried 😉 #bikinibodymission #diet #glutenfree

stuffed green pepper w/ gluten free rice, peas, carrots, fresh garlic, green beans, &corn. With a serving of chicken- pan seared not fried 😉 #bikinibodymission #diet #glutenfree

Finally home :-) Ahhh

Finally home :-) Ahhh

Megabus swaging

Megabus swaging

In my whole 24 years I’ve never went full on black. Here’s to hoping I don’t fuck it up! 😰

In my whole 24 years I’ve never went full on black. Here’s to hoping I don’t fuck it up! 😰

@auraaurora I found the no calorie no gluten noodles!! They’re hitting stores!! 😳😍

@auraaurora I found the no calorie no gluten noodles!! They’re hitting stores!! 😳😍

Just another food pic 😁. Back on this health food binge

Just another food pic 😁. Back on this health food binge

// The Glorious Benefits of Lube//

Ladies; and gents, we’ve all run into the problem where the glorious valley that us women call the secret “no no place” just doesn’t want to ‘turn on’ and cooperate. Either it stems from lack of four-play (which I’ll touch on later), natural body chemistry, or my personal favorite excuse the sensitivity to latex. All in all, there is no reason why we should have to grin and bear through the pain. If it hurts it hurts, damn it! So what can I do you ask? 1 word baby, Lube. Just how lube can help your car run smoother, it’ll help the motion of the ocean without the uncomfortable chaffing and pain. Below are some of the top benefits you’ll receive from adding lube to your sex line-up: _1. Prolongs sexual activity- with the use of a personal lubricant the usual quickie will turn into a passion filled sex marathon. Allowing you and your partner to try new and exciting positions or toys. _2. Can be used for oral pleasure- girl/boyfriend says they hate going down cause it leaves a weird taste in their mouth O.o. First you might want to get that checked out JS. Secondly, suggest they use a flavored lubricant to add some flavor in their mouth. What do they prefer? Cherry, Strawberry, Blueberry, Vodka? Whatever they like, slob it on your knob (or nub) and call it a Buffett. _3. ANAL!!!- that caught your attention huh. With the use of a silicone-based lube you can finally achieve this feat w/o hearing the terrified screech of your sexual partner. most popularly used. This lube is compatibly with condoms and will not disrupt their effectiveness like oil based lubes. Water-base lube is also known for the feature of having extremely easy clean up due to it being water-soluble. Mostly used for vaginal/penis use Silicone-Based-> very similar to water-based but is thicker and greasier in texture and last much longer. This lube can also be used in water for those steamy shower sessions. Mostly used for Anal. Oil-Based Lube-> I would recommend that no one use this for sexual couple due to it breaking down the latex in condoms. Also their extremely unhealthy for females vaginal health. I would only recommend this for a solo man’s show where no penetration is going to happen. So… you still haven’t been swayed. Well I challenge you to go to the nearest Walgreens, sex shop, whatever and pickup the smallest sized personal lubricant and just follow the directions as written. Then come back and tell me was it worth the $6? Either way your fucked ;-) -Lady EL

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